PLUS: Departmental war, relocations, and golden parachutes
PLUS: Eternal life, empty pockets, and tech monopolies
PLUS: Cabinetry, interviews, and getting canned
PLUS: Census probs, therapy-speak, and political warfare
PLUS: Black paint, El Capitan, and Democratic dismay
PLUS: Deals, diplomacy, and D.C.
PLUS: Cowboys, museums, and computer chips
PLUS: Peace, war, and invading Mexico
PLUS: Big Balls, D.C. drama, and fleeing from Texas
PLUS: PE classes, shutdowns, and thumbs down
PLUS: Math, minerals, and masks
PLUS: A European shakedown, moose meat, and immunity
