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☀️ What's in a name?
Sep 08, 2025

☀️ What's in a name?

PLUS: Departmental war, relocations, and golden parachutes

☀️ Striking out
Sep 04, 2025

☀️ Striking out

PLUS: Eternal life, empty pockets, and tech monopolies

☀️ Flag drama
Aug 28, 2025

☀️ Flag drama

PLUS: Cabinetry, interviews, and getting canned

☀️ Knocking off Apple
Aug 25, 2025

☀️ Knocking off Apple

PLUS: Census probs, therapy-speak, and political warfare

☀️ Once a comedian, always a comedian
Aug 21, 2025

☀️ Once a comedian, always a comedian

PLUS: Black paint, El Capitan, and Democratic dismay

☀️ King Koopa takes on Trump
Aug 18, 2025

☀️ King Koopa takes on Trump

PLUS: Deals, diplomacy, and D.C.

☀️ An ice-cold conclave
Aug 14, 2025

☀️ An ice-cold conclave

PLUS: Cowboys, museums, and computer chips

☀️ You're hired ... maybe
Aug 11, 2025

☀️ You're hired ... maybe

PLUS: Peace, war, and invading Mexico

☀️ Space Race 2.0
Aug 07, 2025

☀️ Space Race 2.0

PLUS: Big Balls, D.C. drama, and fleeing from Texas

☀️ The builder's gonna build
Aug 04, 2025

☀️ The builder's gonna build

PLUS: PE classes, shutdowns, and thumbs down

☀️ All's fair in love and politics
Jul 31, 2025

☀️ All's fair in love and politics

PLUS: Math, minerals, and masks

☀️ K-Mart Switzerland
Jul 28, 2025

☀️ K-Mart Switzerland

PLUS: A European shakedown, moose meat, and immunity

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