PLUS: Tariffs, speech drama, and computer chips
PLUS: Meltdowns, speeches, and pope(s)
PLUS: Butthole lasers, cabinetry, and tech support
PLUS: Spring cleaning, chainsaws, and mineral deals
PLUS: An ad campaign, an asteroid, and a wild idea
PLUS: Nuke problems, famous Kennedys, and mineral rights
PLUS: Land swaps, DNIs, and name changes
PLUS: Guest houses, pause buttons, and popularity contests
PLUS: Shrinkage, shutdowns, and sovereign wealth funds
PLUS: Hostages, borders, and the DNC's new man
PLUS: A vibe shift, weird onesies, and America's birthday bash
PLUS: Coffee, citizenship, and the Cabinet
