Buying Buzzfeed, voting on July 4, and creepy vials of blood
Insults, diplomacy, and arrest warrants
Fake eyelashes, American mercenaries, and laser weapons
French Hawaii, Beyoncé tickets, and debate drama
Fallout shelter, Russian uranium, and Indian hit squads
PLUS: Barcelona, Jersey Shore, and stealing Pokémon cards
PLUS: TikTok, Sriracha, and brain worms
PLUS: Bernie Sanders, the end of Boy Scouts, and instant audiobooks
PLUS: Indictments, awards, and Hot Jupiter
PLUS: A brand new city, free pizza, and winning by default
PLUS: Momala, fake Wikipedia, and cell service on the moon
PLUS: Biden backs off, peace in Florida, & counting down
