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☀️ Biden doubles down
Jul 01, 2024

☀️ Biden doubles down

PLUS: Killer K-pop, Canada Day, and horse girls

☀️ Dumping a nominee?
Jun 28, 2024

☀️ Dumping a nominee?

PLUS: Banning slavery, knocking on wood, Bolivian coups

☀️ Obama's half-sister got tear-gassed in Kenya
Jun 26, 2024

☀️ Obama's half-sister got tear-gassed in Kenya

PLUS: Julian Assange is free and there's a little debate tomorrow

☀️ Hate magnets and hammer drops
Jun 24, 2024

☀️ Hate magnets and hammer drops

PLUS: Redbox still exists, Michigan Man, and Florida Woman

☀️ Biden won the coin toss
Jun 21, 2024

☀️ Biden won the coin toss

PLUS: Absurd backronyms, embarassing documents, and legal hardball

☀️ RIP guac?
Jun 19, 2024

☀️ RIP guac?

PLUS: Juneteenth, wasting money, and warning China

☀️ Banning old people
Jun 17, 2024

☀️ Banning old people

PLUS: Good hari, a peace summit, and Excel tourneys

☀️ Diamonds are not forever
Jun 12, 2024

☀️ Diamonds are not forever

...at least not the Russian ones.

☀️ Dolla dolla bills
Jun 10, 2024

☀️ Dolla dolla bills

PLUS: Mistrials, EU elections, and wild flamingos

☀️ 50 Cent's two cents
Jun 07, 2024

☀️ 50 Cent's two cents

PLUS: Y'all Street, prison sentences, and retirements

☀️ Real, actual Karens
Jun 05, 2024

☀️ Real, actual Karens

PLUS: Executive orders, third parties, and D-Day

☀️ Trump joins TikTok
Jun 03, 2024

☀️ Trump joins TikTok

PLUS: Big balloons of trash, stupid games, and declaring independence

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