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☀️ The end of Elonald
Jun 05, 2025

☀️ The end of Elonald

PLUS: Fungus among us, number nerds, and lone wolves

☀️ Train Daddy
Jun 02, 2025

☀️ Train Daddy

PLUS: Dumb ideas, death threats, and documentaries

☀️ Secret Service fistfights
May 29, 2025

☀️ Secret Service fistfights

PLUS: Big and beautiful, reality TV, and Mexican cows

☀️Trump's golden idea
May 22, 2025

☀️Trump's golden idea

PLUS: Golden ideas, Apple's designs, and habeas corpus

☀️ 64 and cringe
May 19, 2025

☀️ 64 and cringe

PLUS: Bad credit, the Brooklyn Bridge, and Pope Bob

☀️ Drama Drama Drama
May 15, 2025

☀️ Drama Drama Drama

PLUS: Trump's world tour and white Africans

 ☀️ The world's biggest gift
May 12, 2025

☀️ The world's biggest gift

PLUS: Courts, copyrights, and Qatar

☀️ So long, stickers
May 08, 2025

☀️ So long, stickers

PLUS: Chimney watch, a land war in Asia, and a trip to Mars

☀️ RIP, Elmo
May 05, 2025

☀️ RIP, Elmo

PLUS: Starbase City, Rubio's big break, and Walz's code talking

☀️ Red Bull budgeting
May 01, 2025

☀️ Red Bull budgeting

PLUS: A mineral deal, a Catholic school, and a bad defense

☀️ Papal politics
Apr 28, 2025

☀️ Papal politics

PLUS: Arresting judges, suing states, and voting Canadians

☀️ Avocado apocalypse
Apr 24, 2025

☀️ Avocado apocalypse

PLUS: Musk steps back and Hegseth steps in it

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